Finally I am back. Back from the land of cheese, wine, cider and sea food. Back to what suits me better, curries and beer. But it was a fantastic trip really. Had a great time with everyone in Roscoff and honestly a part of me was kind of sad that I had to leave. But what is good to know is that the good times are not really going to stop now and the future has a lot to look forward to.
One thing I discovered during my Roscoff trip is that my neck is disappearing. Laugh your brains out, but it is happening. Maybe its my terrible posture which is making me hunch like a 80 year or with no spinal chord, but it's going for sure. Soon I am going to have no neck whasoever.
Then there was the story of the phone. Where do I really start with that? If you know me at all, you must have seen my phone. A lil unorthodox but way cool nonetheless. And then it was time for it to say goodbye. Here is something I wrote to a friend about it:
You must be wondering why I got a new phone. After all my supercool phone was one of the loves of my life eh? Well.. as it happens, phones and water do not go very well. That's fact number 1. But fact 2 is even more important and it says that if the water is salty, then effect of fact 1 is much more enhanced. Now there is a third fact which says that there is water in the sea, and this water is salty. Now if you take all the three facts, viz fact 1, fact 2 and fact 3 and do some slow computation in a brain like mine (small brain) then you realise that you have screwed the phone. But being a small brain, and the processing power so slow, you realise the effects of fact 1, fact 2 and fact 3 only after action 1, 2 and 3 have taken place. To know
what is action 1, 2 and 3 please refer to appendix A.
Appendix A:
Action 1 : Anoop goes to align a mirror in order to get his instrument working and make some measurements while dreaming about the nobel prize (which is a lie since secretly he's dreaming about beer and babes)
Action 2: Mirror being located on an island, Anoop has to go wading outside in the sea. Please remember fact 3 at this point. He has to take a mobile with him to talk to the people controlling the telescope. He places it in a wetbag which is designed to keep things dry.
Action 3: Wetbag which has the mobile is a fake wetbag... and it ends up being a 'wet bag' with wet things inside.. I may have to remind you that 'wet' means coming in contact with a liquid, water in this case. Please think of fact 1 and 2 at this juncture.
So that was the story of my phone... may peace be with it.
Day before, the 2006 IG nobel prizes were announced. As I had mentioned sometime earlier, IG nobel are the equivalent of the nobel given to the most improbable research that has taken place. This years winner was a teen repellent. Which is basically to be used to repel any teens when you are feeling as old as me. The reason I feel old right now is that the new academic year started in September. And, I demonstrated my first class this year yesterday. I came out feeling all depressed since all the undergrads are starting to look like kids.
But to lift my spirits was the other IG nobel prize which was a research done by an Israeli group trying to prove that you can stop hiccups by simulated rectal massage, which basically means, to stop hiccups, please put a finger up your ass. Science never stops entertaining does it?
Please check Improb for more details about the IGs.