buttocks with tranquilisers

If you have ever watched cricket you will know that Pakistan are a pretty good team. Also they have the most entertaining captain of all. He's this overweight lazy lethargic man who moves like an elephant. Inzamam-ul-Haq is a charismatic leader, but I hope the other players don't follow his lead on the pitch.

In his last game he lost his balance trying to play a shot and fell over because of his excess weight.

Yesterday I read something that some commentator said about him, which made me laugh. Here's to Inzy... the funniest captain.

"Inzy is strolling up and down the pitch like a large animal that has just been shot in the buttocks with a tranquiliser dart."
TMS commentators' take on Inzamam-ul-Haq as he fields.